GO TO JAIL!
Yay for Paris Hilton! This bimbo is finally going to jail. I can't believed she has the nerves to say she was treated 'unfairly'. Aww, poor Paris, your daddy's money can't get you out of jail? Or is it that your coochie can't get you out of trouble this time?
Seriously, I don't even know why she is a 'celebrity'. The first season of The Simple Life was good, mainly because everyone wants to see how she survived in the real world. Remember that horrible movie she did a few years back? Yeah, I laughed and applauded when she got killed. Her acting sucks, even in her other film, "One Night in Paris". That album she put out a year ago? I didn't even bothered downloading it ILLEGALLY, it's not worth wasting bandwidth. Although I'm pretty sure she made the DJ plays it at those heroine clubs she goes to all the time.
I do hope that she enjoy the butchess and the rugmunchers in jail. Hey, I have an idea! Why not do The Simple Life Season whatever there? OK, I know I'm mean, but I do have a present for her:
Ok Paris. Just print this out and give it to the cops. They'll let you out for free. If you can't get out, I can watch Tinkerbell for you.